This is me. This is me falling out of taxi into the middle of the road. Then there's the cup. (Yes I know my cup looks abnormally big.) You don't want to know what was in that cup... I was drunk and got my heel stuck in some corner of the taxi door and flew through the air. I must have landed on my knees and elbow clearly because there wasn't any skin left in those areas. And hum... Needless to say where the cup landed!